The outlook is grim, my friends. I’m sorry to have to report that my 18 year olds have to work all this weekend. Their goddamn fucking retail jobs really piss me the fuck off sometimes. They piss me off a lot actually, but there ain’t much I can do about it. So it looks like I might be rolling solo this weekend. I don’t really want to, but it’s not like I want to go out and try to pick up chicks. I’m already banging two hot teens so I’m thinking I might just kick back this weekend and relax at home.

And by “relax at home” I mean beating off to my favorite porn sites. Now I ask not to be judged here, but this newfound freedom and teenage pussy is really turning my fucking head around. I’m finding myself thinking more about sex now than I did when I was a teenager. I’ve said it before: these chicks are turning me into a fucking sex addict.

I’ve gotten kind of hooked on TrashyToons.com. The wicked sex cartoons crack me the fuck up and some of the animated pinup girls are hotter than chicks I’ve nailed. So I guess what I’m trying to say is, here we are, at the edge of depravity, and I’m really digging the view.

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